The Exploits of the LumpyOne

and the never-ending trials of life.

You might call "Lumpy" the quiet guy next door that keeps to himself, is always polite and pleasant, not a trouble-maker, and someone you'd really not give a second thought about... Isn't it those same types of qualities everyone mentions when they talk about the guy next door that turns out to be a serial killer? Okay, so I'm not a serial killer (yet) but I've been described as being a quiet, polite, friendly, and all around great guy, by most people. I'd say I was shy at first, but as I get to know people I can be rather vocal, lively and not afraid to join into the fun at hand.